Rabid-Tux's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[On the Bridge - Karaoke]

Makes Schindler's List look like a pile of dog shit. I laughed, I cried, and I ate my own vomit.

RadioTubeClock responds:

Best thing since Citizen Kane.

[Tiptoe Through the Tulips]

bbbbbb

My girlfriend makes me play this once a day, kudos sir.

CorpseGrinderClock responds:

You lucky bastard, all the girls have to like me --in spite of-- my flash, and you get a girl who actually has a taste for clock crew! Unfair, that.

[Souvlaki at the airport.]

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I love how people think we 'went' away when we really just stop producing as much flash as normal in preparation for clockday. Here's to more spam!!1

Also this made me chuckle as I'm flying out tomorrow. Woohoo Japan here I come :3

ILUVCODEMONKEYS responds:

get cigs and liqour

[Time's Up (Clocks)]

er jumped the gun a little

clockday isn't until the 15th, you're a day early. Good movie though, although I'm not too crazy about stretching clock faces to express emotion.

Pahgawk responds:

OH, is it? Dang. Thanks for telling me though :P

[A Story on the Open Sea]

OH EM GEE

Just like being in the open sea, amazing realism.

NewtonClock responds:

Thanks. It's my specialty.

[Metal Gear Awesome Three]

fffff

I also feel like killing you... With love, and then peeling off your skin to make a suit with.

Awsum moovee!

BreadFruitLock responds:

<3!

[Bbq-ish Cop 3]

I came, I saw, I came

This momentous flash animation really captures the essence of what it means to be BBQ. We've all had BBQ before, and of course we love it (unless you're a filthy communist), but never has anyone been able to express BBQ visually and through audio until now. It's like I was tasting BBQ with my eyes and ears. Visually stupendous, orally pleasing, this movie leaves nothing out.

Bbqbeefburgerman responds:

This is true.

[Stop Your Shitty Posting]

Enter your summary, rating, and review for: this

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL BBS DRAMA

Funny how I missed so much of this on my little hiatus :3

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

Two litters of that blue name bout to ban out

[The Expanse of Clockcrew2]

Rivals Tolkien

My God, I didn't think flash could change my life, but this just did. It puts anything Tolkien did to shame. Lord of the what? Fuck that shit, this should be made into a trilogy.

Sensu-clock responds:

Awwwwww :3

[Peggey Movie]

You get a fucking 10

Cause that was fucking awesome, I watched it twice. It was so good I jerked off. Twice. The only part I didn't like was the part where the keyboard gets sticky from this movie being so fucking awesome. I think I will have this movie played at my wedding, and I will name my first born after it. When I die, I will leave everything I own to this movie, so that it may carry on.

Topcatyo responds:

=D
Happy Clock Day!